Total Medals Earned: 252 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,755 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/245 points)
Cadet rank: just start the game
Lieutenant rank: earn 5% of the medals
Captain rank: earn 25% of the medals
Major rank: earn 50% of the medals
Colonel rank: earn 75% of the medals
General rank: earn 90% of the medals
Field Marshal rank: earn all the medals
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/155 points)
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Die 100 times (in a single game)
Complete 30 rooms
Reach the end of the game
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
You become a knight, hurray!
You become the count, hurray!
You feel your life crumble in your hands...
You got trolled!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Reach sector 5
Collect 2000 crystals overall
Get to Sector 15
Collect 3000 crystals in one run
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/80 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage
Medals Earned: 2/2 (110/110 points)
You Rolled 3
YOU GOT A SIX WIN
